The complete bullshit that might be early Parkinson's Disease.

For those of you keeping track, the Neurologists have the following view:

Percentage of Neurologists saying it could be PD:
66.66666...%

Percentage of Neurologists saying we should reassess how the symptoms look in 10 years:
100%

Percentage of Neurologists saying stress, making me crazy, was more at fault than PD:
33.333%

Percentage of Neurologists saying it's 'just a tremor' with or without 'right now' afterward:
100%

Percentage of Neurologists saying that the extra blood vessels in my forehead look like the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
0%

Percentage of MRI techs and Nurses saying the above:
100%

Percentage of Neurologists saying that a decrease in IQ does not count when you go from genius to still a genius:
100%

Feeling like every time your brain blanks on an easy math problem you've got the worst disorder ever:
PRICELESS.

I was never good at math, but I have a savant-like skill for seeing trends in data, that we discovered in college and high-level statistics comes so fricking easy to me it's not even funny. Tried to explain to the kid how a p-value worked and the brain blanked...it was like not understanding fractions in 3rd grade...all over again....